May 2012
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May 31st
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When someone who knows so glaringly little about politics, but tries to rant about them le siiiign
May 31st
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I started using chopsticks a LONG time ago because at some point my mom used them as a dieting technique (takes longer to eat the food), and I thought she looked so cool using them. So I used them for just about any food acceptable, and now it’s actually easier to use those than a fork. It’s just like using your fingers instead of having to stab something just right to pick it up....
May 30th
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exploding orgy of gender anarchy: On Shipping and... →
lascocks: carororo: hils-k: bringmehsomepie: patheticfangirl: This is my letter to angry fanboys. First, let it be known that I love most fanboys. When I go to a con, most of the guys there are respectful. They share a passion with me, and that’s awesome. We’re all on a rock floating through space with little connection to most of the people who surround us, so anything that allows us...
May 29th
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Anonymous asked: I heard about Ib on here recently, and now that you've posted about it I'd really like to play it. Where could I do that?
May 29th
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that moment when you realize there’s more fanart out there for a short RPG-Maker game made by one person than there is half the fandoms you’re in god look at all the glorious art for Ib out there Garry be my waifu
May 28th
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My cat just jumped up on my mom’s chair, waltzed up to her hand, took a bite of sausage from the pizza she was about to bite into, jumped off the chair and proceeded to eat the sausage. He’s never done anything like that before he usually jumps up on you and stares at you, meows from the floor, sometimes bats at your arm to beg, pulls your hand closer (he almost always just sniffs...
May 28th
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May 28th
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Rainbow things I want
Just making a post of a bunch of rainbow accessories and stuff I want to buy/make :U [[MORE]]
May 28th
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inb4 Karkat gets an immediate crush on Jake for looking too similar to John
May 27th
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Stayed up till 4:30am playing Ib cried like a bitch after getting the good ending finally after crying like a bitch after getting the bad endings and the worse than bad endings I will sit here consumed by feels for the rest of the evening and ship a grown man with a young girl /cries into space /horror game feels what the fuck are those even
May 27th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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I had to take quite a few vicodin this morning because I ended up with one of the worst migraines I think I ever had. [[MORE]] I really hate resorting to heavy pain meds, but sometimes I have to or else I can’t function. I only get a very very small amount each month because they’re more for isolated episodes. It’s probably been over two months since I needed to take anything. ...
May 25th
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May 24th
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STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
omgtsn: Jesus okay wow what the fuck SIGNAL BOOST TO KEEP THIS CREEP OUT OF THE FANDOM Read More Being a St. Louisan, I know many Illinoisstucks. While I know nothing of this person in particular, I know a few people whose opinions I really do trust; and that leads me to lean heavily towards believing this. In any case, even if this man is as innocent as he claims (though it’s beyond...
May 23rd
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bucketlassell replied to your post: note to self: don’t watch all of  Evangelion in… i feel you there bro. my friend made me watch the series and all the movies back to back once. it was HORRIBLE oh man I mean I feel like I LIKE the series but at the same time it was just so messed up I’m not sure I know how to feel we got to The End of Evangelion and at the beginning when Shinji...
May 21st
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note to self: don’t watch all of Evangelion in one sitting again
May 21st
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May 21st
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[POLL] PLANNING FOR MEETUP - JUNE 9TH →
cantownstlouis: Let us know if you’d be able to attend! The date is NOT FINAL - I need to speak with the manager of Laser Rock/The Edge first, but we need at least 36 people to make this affordable. Please invite your fellow homestucks!
May 19th
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SHIT FOR THE MY LITTLE PONY ART BOOK
So I want to fill a page or two with small illustrations of canon characters each sharing/giving something with/to the other (they could be items or experiences, gifts or surprises - it’s a pretty broad idea). Preferably just two ponies for each drawing. I’d love to see if anyone has any ideas that would be cute! Odd pairs are preferred (not in the romantic sense, though they COULD...
May 19th
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You laugh you lose
shymuffin: I’m sorry for the spam that is sure to take up everyone’s dash. You know the game.  You laugh you lose.  Your gifs are your guns, now arm yourselves because I am prepared to declare all out chuckle warfare.
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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gamzee john did that really just happen
May 17th
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Zoey McTwiddydinkles: danny this isn't about you this is about my poops
Zoey McTwiddydinkles: jesus
Zoey McTwiddydinkles: can't we just all come out and say whatever comes out of my butt is the most important thing to talk about at any given point in time
May 15th
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Zoey McTwiddydinkles: HEY ALLLLLLL
Danny: Poop
Zoey McTwiddydinkles: offensive
Evan: oh i missed food
Zoey McTwiddydinkles: this is shaping up to be a quality chat
Becca: yes
May 15th
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Anonymous asked: do you have a main blog?
May 14th
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Anonymous asked: Hey Zoey! A few days ago you said you liked the idea of fem!John/Vriska. I was wondering, do you have any other genderswap ships? :D
May 14th
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Anonymous asked: i was um... wondering if you wouldn't mind drawing more of the slavestuck stuff... maybe... perfectly fine with NSFW
May 14th
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May 12th
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awastrelmescalined: things irrelevant to gender identity: your genitalia how you dress your mannerisms your interests and hobbies with whom you associate yourself your attitude your romantic and/or sexual preferences (or lack thereof) your personal values your gender presentation et cetera things relevant to gender identity: gender identity I remember reading an article that said...
May 12th
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Post-surgery hilarity
So a few years ago my mom had surgery, and was really drugged for the next 24 hours with morphine. I just now found the videos I took of her and they’re hilarious. (I was the only one to take care of her so I pretty much spent all day next to her, getting her IHOP and grape koolaid c: ) Singing some weird version of “I’m a little teapot” Sleeptalking about puppies (I...
May 11th
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Oh my god ep 5 of Tsuritama was so good Yuki you precious baby I’m so happy for you ;u;
May 10th
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Will actually be contributing to a My Little Pony artbook ;u; ahhhh <3
May 10th
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kataiki asked: Hi Zoey, are you planning on posting your RO info so we can find you?
May 10th
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So I came to the realization that while I really can’t stand John/Vriska I think I am in love with the idea of fem!John/Vriska why does that feel ten times cuter and not as weird to me I am going to be drawing this
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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Ragnarok Online
WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO JOIN ME ON ESSENCERO because I’ve been so fucking re-addicted to this game and I’d love some friends on there there’s a Homestuck guild I’m in now too if anyone’s interested I could post the names of my main characters if you wanna try and find me also if you were wanting to try RO but haven’t decided on a server, EssenceRO is the best....
May 8th
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Zoey: /squishes
Zoey: /rolls on
Zoey: /molests
Zoey: /humps leg
Zoey: /pees on
Zoey: /licks
Zoey: /blows chunks in your face
Zoey: /stabs
Caitkat: hiii
May 8th
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May 8th
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So at our house, we live backed up to a forest, and we get to see a lot of awesome animals a lot. One of my favorites is an owl that enjoys perching himself on an evergreen just outside the living room windows. Thankfully, he’s not often there at night to hoot, but I see him every now and then during the day. Lately he’s been enjoying sitting in the tree just outside my bedroom...
May 7th
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That moment when you realize you had the same reaction as Bolin when Korra and Mako kissed guys I know Bolin/Korra will never happen but my babby Bolin is my spirit animal I just want him to be happy ;~; Bolin come over here let me hug you you are too perfect for this world
May 5th
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the internet needs to make
a tumblr family sitcom where each fandom is represented by one disfunctional person think of all the laughs to be had or laughtracks
May 5th
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Anonymous asked: do you ever plan on completing any of your twewy fanfics? if you don't mind me asking(:
May 4th
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Zoey: sorry I was away, I've been
Zoey: brace yourself
Zoey: CLEANING
Josh: OH DEAR GOD
Zoey: both my car and room are now fully de-junked
Josh: That's like twice in less than a month!
Zoey: I KNOW
Zoey: SCARY
Josh: WHO ARE YOU???
Zoey: give me $10,000 or you'll never see your sister again
Zoey: /OMINOUS LAUGHTER
Josh: ...
Josh: ......
Zoey: ....
Zoey: don't you dare say I'm not worth that much
Josh: I'm thinking.
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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