February 2012
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my literal face as I watch Bob Ross
all is right with the world
because Bob Ross can paint it and make it happy
this man is a magician
a happy magician
who paints miracles
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Bob Ross, I love you
I just
he just said one of my favorite lines I remember hearing from him as he’s drawing trees; “they’re already there in your brush, you just gotta shake em out”
he’s so sweet and happy and enjoys what he does and his paintings are so pretty
Rossman, you’re so awesome
paint me a picture of happy
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oh my god
PBS had a generic network commercial on
and it was playing Forbidden Friendship by John Powell in the background
I started fangirling to my mom about it and oh my god my favorite song ever I love it so much it makes me so happy and she’s still staring at me like I just had an aneurysm.
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Anonymous asked: Those animals you claim to be kemonomimi's are acutaly furries/anthro's because kemono's are just people with animal like features, such as animals eats and tails, it was kind bothering me that you kept calling them kemono's when they were to animal like, h-hope i don't make you mad ; n ; //to shy to turn anon off//
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Anonymous asked: do you write these storys such as shotastuck minestuck ect or are these just art motivaters? if not where are the storys for these?theres only tags of artwork for them but stormy night actually has a link to the story.
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fivetier:
New headcanon.
Mindfang was actually a massive fucking dork who wrote fanfiction about herself.
Vriska mistook her journal as gospel.
ohhh Summoner-Sama
you make my kokoro go doki doki
EVERYONE ELSE FUCK OFF HE’S MINE IT SAYS SO IN MY FANFICTION
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Anonymous asked: So I noticed you posted a picture of slave!Karkat a few days ago and mentioned that slave AUs are awesome (which I agree, they are). Any chance we might see some fanfiction to go with that picture? :3
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“zoey thinks my boobs are gr9 (thats means they better than gr8)”
– Kerink
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Oh man you guys I can’t stay away from this site
POKEMON ALL DAY ERRY DAY
I go by the name E=MCHammer if you see me :U
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Rasu: can we eat while having sex
Rasu: because I am always hungry
Zoey: dude I
Zoey: I am never not eating
Zoey: why is this even a question
There is a fuzzy moth outside my window and he’s so cute and fluffy but
it’s so cold out it’s supposed to freeze tonight
I want to go out and grab him and bring him inside for the night so he doesn’t die ;_;
is this weird
I literally got a little plastic bug cage and I’m sitting here wondering if that would just kill him anyway, grabbing him and putting him in a...
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DICKNAMES
it’s now a thing
Mark Nabors = Moarcock Naboners
Evan Castle = Erection Casstitties
Jordan Covert = Jizzan Cockvert
EVERYONE REBLOG WITH YOUR DICKNAMES
(spoiler alert: no one will)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEE
fuck it I’m going to bed
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Guys, it’s my birthday tomorrow.
I expect diamonds and gold on my doorstep by 8:00am sharp.
Diamonds and gold.
and by that I mean CHOCOLATE AND MOJITOS
AWWWW YEEEEEEE
I actually hate getting older but birthdays are always fun for me. I dunno why, because I really should hate them.
TIME TO PARTY
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GASHUNK: Announcement for all Homestucks!! →
john-dothewindything:
scout-002:
Hey, everyone! I saw this post going around and thought it was a really great idea! Now I know this can be an every day thing, but what if we chose one day that all the homestucks would wear an orange ribbon for sure?
“What day should we wear it”…
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ask-mokka-the-joltik:
This is now relevant to my blog because it has the word “Homestuck” in it.
Also, Mokka fibs. Someone isn’t getting dessert tonight.
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More about asexuality, and an apology
Thanks to this person and their posts, I’ve come to realize I may have done something fairly insensitive.
By using the term “true asexual” I meant to address the core definition of the word (as in, absolutely no sexuality and libido), but I did not realize that by tagging “true” before it could mean that there are such things as “fake asexuals”.
This was...
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fail!troll warning
I don’t identify as asexual, hon. But you’re cute, so thanks for trying!
Insecurity does not make for a good argument, either. I’m sorry you feel so bad about yourself that you let an individual’s opinion on something bother you so much.
Also, methinks someone forgot it’s pretty easy to track Anon IPs. Stay classy, Anon! <3
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Anonymous asked: I really have to thank you for your last couple of posts, but I also have one question if you wouldn't mind. (: I've never felt any sexual drive so far in my life, but I'm just curious to whether it can change with age. I'm still /decently/ young haha, but I'm just really curious.
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I’d also like to say I’m sorry for such long posts on everyone’s dash; I will remember to copypasta the image of the ask next time in a cut for anything too long winded!
And remember, you can always tumblr savior the tag “zoey stop talking” if you don’t care about anything but my shitty art :B
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On the note of asexuality
When you get down to it, asexuality means no sexuality at all. Once people start broadening the term and allowing more people in, how are true asexuals supposed to identify? That’s the entire reason why I’m clearing these things up; not because I don’t believe asexuality doesn’t exist, or to say someone isn’t an asexual, but because there’s a reason why there...
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Anonymous asked: Could you please read this? asexualeducation*tumblr*com/post/17418978376/asexuality-myths-misconceptions-and-other-things-that The information you have gotten from your physicians is very narrow, outdated, and, quite frankly, wrong (just like the so very wrong information about so very many LGBTQ+ topics that doctors/counselors/therapists try and provide to their patients every day around the...
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Anonymous asked: Do you mind if I ask what you mean by "you couldn't be asexual"? Are you just saying you yourself figured out that you weren't asexual, or are you saying asexual is not a legitimate sexuality? Also, you can still be asexual and masturbate--an asexual is someone who doesn't feel that urge or desire to engage in sexual activity with another person.
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Anonymous asked: Hi there, I was wondering since you are a conscious gender fluid/demisexual can you help me with something? Right now I'm in a massive confusion about my sexuality and gender portrayal. I'm not really attracted to other people even though I am, sometimes. I want to be seen as a person not just as a female. Though I do not believe I am transsexual I have no problems with cross dressing...
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Mark Nabors: Zoey I am going to call you tomorrow
Mark Nabors: and sing
Zoey McTwiddydinkles: oh my god
Zoey McTwiddydinkles: SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Zoey McTwiddydinkles: swoon"
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“WHY WON’T ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLYYYY”
– Zoey McTwiddydinkles
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letsmakethismiraclehappen replied to your post: A little help from fellow lip-biters?
i hate dead skin like anywhere on my body its incredibly addictive to pull it off or pick at scabs i know a lot of people who like to do it too, try drinking more water, dehydration is what causes chapped lips in the first place
Actually, that’s not always true! People who start chewing their lip (usually...
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ahmsi replied to your post: A little help from fellow lip-biters?
the sugar thing is supposed to exfoliate so i dont think it’d be a problem! But what problems does biting cause? Because I do that too D:
After doing some research, I’ve found that basically, you’re not supposed to have skin “peeling” off your lips. It’s supposed to only happen once in a blue moon,...
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A little help from fellow lip-biters?
I knew it for years but I just really realized today how much of a habit I have biting my lips. Coincidentally, I also learned today that is can cause more problems than you might expect. So I need to quit.
Problem is, IT’S REALLY HARD because it’s been a habit ever since middle school. Does anyone else have this problem? I’ve been putting on Aquaphor all day, but I’m...
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Guys, I really appreciate all the kind words reblogged and replied and sent via ask. But really, even though I kind of hit a bit of a low, I’m fine as I’ll ever be. But please, don’t try and “pep talk” anything. There is no bright side, no silver lining, no happy ending.
We’re only happy when we’re deluding ourselves that life isn’t painful. And...
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Princess Bling
askenderbro:
[Enderbro]: aww but it’s not really mine
I should give it back
Steve do you want your ring back
[Steve]: Eh, keep it. Looks like I have no use for it anymore…
[Enderbro]: score
I will be princess forever
And then Enderbro answered my ask
I think Alex just has this innate extrasensory ability to know when I’m feeling shitty and being a whiny bitch about life
Alex...
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toadtamer replied to your post: You know what sucks. The fact that no one is…
Read “Harrison Bergeron”. it’s a short story, available for read on the internet. It shows you a world in which everyone is equal. just google it.
It’s not about sinking everyone to the lowest ladder. It’s not about taking our rights to think.
I know it’s stupid to wish away sadness. After all,...
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You know what sucks.
The fact that no one is equal.
There are people out there more adept at life. People being born perfectly healthy, while others are born with terminal diseases, chronic pain and suffering. There are people born with a stronger body and high metabolism, while someone with a weak heart who loves sports can never hope to play as well as the person born with a strong body....